Buddy? He's not my buddy. I hate this man. But he won't stop giving me presents. I think he thinks I'm pretty. Don't you think I'm pretty?
[She shrugs.] It's up to you but I can make whatever I like up about you. I can say you called him a shrivelled-balled ugly man and told him where to shove it, and we'll see what happens to you then.
[ I think you're pretty annoying sits at the tip of his tongue, but the insult takes a backseat when she decides that the right move here is to straight up threaten him. He sits up slightly, not exactly mad but certainly irked by her fucking nerve. Whatever amusement he feels over some girl thinking she can threaten him is drowned out by that. ]
That's not even a decent threat. But here, let me show you: you go on and tell your Creator those lies about me. And we'll see what happens to you then.
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[She shrugs.] It's up to you but I can make whatever I like up about you. I can say you called him a shrivelled-balled ugly man and told him where to shove it, and we'll see what happens to you then.
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That's not even a decent threat. But here, let me show you: you go on and tell your Creator those lies about me. And we'll see what happens to you then.
[ That's a threat. ]
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I bet your balls are as shrivelled as his.
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He won't even answer that. Just gonna roll his eyes and let out a groan, ending the feed right then and there. ]